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If you're out and about today please keep your eyes peeled for a 1997 Chevy C2500 Silverado, Oklahoma plate ETR161, it's maroon with LED lights. It was stolen last night. Please call 911 if you see it.

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So, yeah, everything's a little extra-real for me right now. Please DM me or send a report if I go too far.

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Please be kind, I'm often away from the network and read chronologically on , so may be prone to firehosing the timeline when I get connectivity or replying some time after the initial post.

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0% financing for up to 7 years? Uuuh, if you can't pay that shit off in two years, you can't afford what you're trying to buy.

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OK, even with a wheel and pedals, right hand steer doesn't work for me

Should I post my fursona backlog? Some of these are beyond lewd.

Which should I play?

I left commercial social networking via Pluspora when Google+ went down. Noticed it's basicaly botsin.space plus @schestowitz and a couple bots from @tk's for flavor.

And I'm not convinced @schestowitz is a real person.

Front right window should be missing given the glass I found in the parking lot.

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Notice for software developers: Descriptive project names trump cool names. Good names "OSS" "ALSA" "Linux". Shitty names: "YIFF", "Proton", "Pulse", "Project $Whatever"

Likewise, though I've lost this fight: Good ways to do audio: expect the hardware to do everything like the SB AWE32 or SB Live 128. Shitty ways to do things: Smash everything to software 5.1 via a midlayer. You know, like YIFF, Jack, or Pulse, regardless of more capable hardware.

OK Politics, absentee voting, important 

Just read the fine print on this, if you're voting absenee, start lining up a notary public *NOW*. I don't mean like "my bank does notary so I don't have to worry". NO. YOU DO. Your notary is capped at the number of absentee votes they can notarize.

If you absolutely can, N95 up, vote in person in . You can do this, even if you registered absentee. CALL COUNTY ELECTIONS NOW.

β€œHey Doc, feeling kinda sad”

Doctor, in a low growl, β€œDo you long to feel the loam of the forest on your footpads?”

β€œyes”

Doctor, baring teeth β€œDo you crave the camaraderie that can only come from stalking prey as a pack?”

β€œYES”

β€œThen ask your Doctor if Lycanthropyℒ️ is right for you”

β€œYou are my doctor”

β€œLycanthropyℒ️ is right for you”

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